How the ladies shower in BT !

Submitted: Thursday, Jul 03, 2003 at 10:32
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Greetings ' This came from a friend who shall remain nameless so I dont incur the wrath. I changed a few lines to protect the guilty .... How to shower like a woman in a Bushtracker. 1. Take off clothing and place in bags under table according to light or dark. If husband is in van put dressing gown on then take off clothes from under it. 2. Walk from bed to ensuite if husband still in van cover any exposed areas. 3. Look at womanly physique in ensuite mirror, make mental note to do more situps. 4. Start shower, use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 5. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 6. Wash again to make sure it's clean. 7. Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave in for 15 min. 8. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub until red. 9. Wash rest of entire body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash 10. Complain because husband has been using ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 11. Rinse conditioner off hair. 12. Shave armpits and legs. 13. Turn off shower. 14. Wipe down wet surfaces of ensuite. 15. Get out of shower, dry with a towel the size of Tasmania. Dry hair with another and wrap around head. 16. Check entire body for pimples, tweeze unwanted hair. 17. Return to bedroom end of van wearing long dressing gown with towel still on head. 18. If husband still in van cover up any exposed areas.
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Reply By: Bushtracker Buck & Babe - Thursday, Jul 03, 2003 at 10:34

Thursday, Jul 03, 2003 at 10:34
Anthony, You forgot the following: 19. Put out the "Do not Disturb" sign Angie
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