How the men shower in BT !

How to shower like a man in a Bushtracker 1. Take off clothes at bed end of van and leave in pile on the floor. 2. Walk naked from bed to ensuite. If wife is in van shake willy at her and make the "woo-woo" sound. 3. Admire your manly physique in the mirror, admire size of willy and scratch bottom. 4. Start shower. 5. Wash Face with soap. 6. Wash armpits. 7. Blow nose in hands and let the water rinse off. 8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in BT ensuite. 9. Spend majority of time washing private parts and surrounding area. 10. Wash bottom leaving course hairs in soap. 11. Shampoo hair. 12. Make a shampoo mohawk and admire in mirror. 13. Taste wife's ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash because it smells so good. 14. Pee 15. Rinse off. 16. Partially dry off. 17. Admire willy in mirror again. 18. Leave ensuite wet. 19. Walk to bed end of BT with towel around waist. If wife still in van drop towel and make "woo-woo" sound again. 20. Throw wet towel on bed and ask wife "Where are my clothes" ?