Milk
Submitted: Wednesday, Feb 25, 2004 at 19:59
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There has been a thread of letters to the Ed, S. M. Herald that started with a story about cooling down a lion on a hot day by feeding it ice blocks made from blood flavoured cats milk, water etc.
A correspondent asked "How do you milk a cat"
Another quoted an old joke, "Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse" "Getting the bucket under"
That prompted a reply thismorning.
Why do you milk a mouse?
To get mice cream.
Anyhow Anthony, your kids will probably get a giggle.
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Reply By: Deleted User - Wednesday, Feb 25, 2004 at 20:01
Wednesday, Feb 25, 2004 at 20:01
Bogger Uncle Bob, Hahahahahaha ! Thank you. They were really funny. Get ready for these. Why do giraffes have long legs ? Cause their feet stink. What's brown, hairy and has no legs but walks ? Dad's socks. Why don't kangaroos ride bikes ? Because they don't have thumbs to ring the bell. How do you take a sick pig to the vet ? In a ham-bulance. Love Amy (Junior Bogger) A perfect kids holiday .... sleep in a
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