SEPLLING GET UP AND GO

HAVING NOTICED REGULAR SPELLING ERRORS IN BOGGERS POSTINGS (INCLUDING MINE), PERHAPS THE FOLLOWING MAY BE THE EXPLAINATION !! Univeristy Sutdy<o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p> Aoccdrnig to a Cmabrigde Uinervtisy sudty, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a ttoal mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.<o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p> Ragreds,…………..Jhon Dybnobs.<o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p> Phweww! Try re-typing that and then do a spell check.<o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p> MY GET UP AND GO<o:p></o:p> HAS GOT UP AND WENT<o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p> How do I know my youth is all spent<o:p></o:p> Well, my get up and go has got up and went,<o:p></o:p> But in spite of it all I’m able to grin<o:p></o:p> When I think of where my get up has been.<o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p> Old age is golden, so I’ve heard said,<o:p></o:p> But sometimes I wonder when I get to bed,<o:p></o:p> With my ear in a drawer and my teeth in a cup,<o:p></o:p> My eyes on the table until I wake up.<o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p> As sleep dims my eyes, I say to myself,<o:p></o:p> “Is there anything else I should lay on the shelf?”<o:p></o:p> But I’m happy to say as I close the door,<o:p></o:p> My friends are the same, perhaps even more.<o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p> When I was young my slippers were red,<o:p></o:p> I could kick my heels up over my head.<o:p></o:p> When I grew older my slippers were blue<o:p></o:p> But I could still dance the whole night through.<o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p> Now I am old my slippers are black,<o:p></o:p> I walk to the store, and puff my way back.<o:p></o:p> The reason I know that my youth is all spent,<o:p></o:p> Is that my get up and go has got up and went.<o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p> But I don’t mind, when I think with a grin,<o:p></o:p> Of all the great places my get up has been,<o:p></o:p> And since I’ve retired from life’s competition<o:p></o:p> My schedules all scheduled with complete repetition.<o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p> I get up each morning and dust off my wits,<o:p></o:p> Pick up the paper and read the “obits”<o:p></o:p> If I see my name missing, I know I’m not dead<o:p></o:p> So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed! ………..Author unknown. Cheers.......................Rob <o:p></o:p>