time for the 'joke' of the week

In our local free paper that we get on the Underground tube here in London the following was reported: The not so nice side of air travel During each 18.5hour flight: Each of your fellow 180 passengers will shed 11.1million skin cells and lose up to 100 strands of hair, making a total of about 2billion skin cells and up to 180,000 hairs shed into the air and deposited on seats. They will each pass nearly 500ml of intestinal gas by flatulence, releasing gas, odour molecules and bits of rather unpleasant matter into the air you breathe. A total of about 150 litres of fluid will be lost through sweat Altogether, 144 litres of stomach gas will be burped into the air 333billion cells will die in each passengers body Wearing headphones for in-flight entertainment for just five hours of your flight will increase the bacteria in your ears 3,500 fold The man sat next to you will get up to eight erections during the flight Combined, all of your fellow passengers will contain about 2.7lb of bacteria And this is just for 180 passengers let alone in the planes we will be flying in that take over 300 passengers. You wouldn't want to be an obsessive compulsive. I wonder if there is a slow boat that we can take instead? Angie 29 sleeps to go