Joke For Today

Submitted: Monday, Jul 12, 2004 at 06:35
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So a loverly little old lady went to the doctors.
"Doctor I have this terrible problem with wind"
"While I have been sitting here talking to you I have broken wind about 20 times"
"But you would not have noticed doctor because they are silent and do not smell'
"OK", says the doc, "Take these pills and come back next week"

The L.O.L. came back a week later.
"Doctor I do not know what you have done, they are still silent but the smell is absoutlely terrible"

"Right", says doc, "That's fixed the sinus problem, now lets see what we can do about your hearing"

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Reply By: Deleted User - Monday, Jul 12, 2004 at 06:37

Monday, Jul 12, 2004 at 06:37
Talking to an old mate who lives in a retirement home the other day.... I asked him how they were treating him and he replied.. 'they treat us very well here.. they even give us viagra & valium at bedtime ... very helpfull...... Being a bit confused I asked him.. ' why viagra & valium at bedtime????' He replied... valium helps us to get a good nights sleep ... and the viagra stops us rollin outta bed......... Sounds good to me..... Steve
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