Christmas Greeting to you all

I thought this was pretty smart and should cover most if not all bases.

Merry Christmas as per the following:

From me, here-in known as the wisher, to you, here-in known as the wishee (aka Angie). Please accept without prejudice or obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasions of your choice or secular practices of your choice with complete respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others or their choice not to participate or practice in religious or secular practices at all.

I wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted Gregorian calendar year of 2005, notwithstanding the due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects and having due respect and regard to race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or choice of computer platform of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are hereby bound by the following terms: That this greeting is freely transferable on the proviso that no alterations be made to this original greeting without the express permission in writing from the author. That this greeting implies no promise by the wisher to the wishee to actually implement any of the said wishes.

This greeting may not be enforceable within certain jurisdictions and is revocable in total at the sole discretion of the said wisher.

This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably as can be expected within the accepted and usual application of the seasonal form of good tidings for a period of one calendar year

Apart from all that BS! Have a merry Christmas.