A little joke to make your day

Submitted: Friday, May 27, 2005 at 19:04
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Subject: Science exam

These are real answers given by children.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made
safe to drink.

A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All
water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the
moon,
and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his
adultery

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., >
abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts---the brainium, the
borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain;
the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains
the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Hope they gave you a smile.

Angie

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Reply By: Bushtracker - Friday, May 27, 2005 at 21:35

Friday, May 27, 2005 at 21:35
Fabulous Angie,
Have printed it off and am taking it home.... Great Stuff! And got a few laughs...
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Reply By: AlanDi - Saturday, May 28, 2005 at 01:53

Saturday, May 28, 2005 at 01:53
Thanks Angie, ROFLOL!
Nearly wet ourselves with some answers. Think we must be getting intercontinental!
Alan
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Reply By: MattandLana - Sunday, Jun 05, 2005 at 11:52

Sunday, Jun 05, 2005 at 11:52
Great stuff Angie. Lana has called from the other room to find out what I'm LOL about.
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