joke of the week

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Bushtracker Buck & Babe

Hi everyone, just thought I would post a joke of the week.

Angie

"To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'ten jew berry muds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review"

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled
please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,
an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish
moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

G : "You're very welcome."

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Reply By: Rockgoc - Thursday, Oct 20, 2005 at 21:10

Thursday, Oct 20, 2005 at 21:10

Angie you're SCARING ME!!!!!!! I thought you would have adopted an East Ender accent....................................LOL

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Follow Up By: Bushtracker Buck & Babe - Friday, Oct 21, 2005 at 01:56

Friday, Oct 21, 2005 at 01:56

Jan, which East End accent would that be? British, Cockney, Pakastani, Bangledeshi, Arabian, Caribbean, Somalian......

Even the East End would fit into this scenario very well.

London is very multicultural and even more interesting when the tourists are here.

Angie

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Reply By: Rockgoc - Thursday, Oct 20, 2005 at 21:49

Thursday, Oct 20, 2005 at 21:49

How about this one? Hilarious!!.......I found it in another Caravan Group Forum.
Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Sven says to Hans, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag.

Hans and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of the Conor Pass. At the Conor Pass, Sven looks down at the 1000-foot drop and says: "Dis looks like a grand place."

He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Hans watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Hans shakes his head and says: "Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."

BUT WAIT!!!! there's MORE!

v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v

PART TWO:

Moments later Ole arrives up at Conor Pass. He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Hans. Watch dis," Ole says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Hans watches as half way down, Ole takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Ole continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.

Hans shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either."

BUT WAIT!!!!.....There's MORE!!

v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v

PART THREE:

Hans is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out of which he pulls a chicken. Lars then grasps the chicken by the legs holds it over his head and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Hans shakes his head - "First der was Sven with his budgie jumping, den Ole parrotshooting ..... and now Lars is hengliding.....

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