Another Lone Ranger gag

Submitted: Thursday, Nov 24, 2005 at 19:40
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Continuing the theme ...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are really in trouble this time. They are traped behind a rock at the end of a dead-end gulch. Trigger is nowhere to be seen. Hundreds of Apache are attacking them. They are down to their last few bullets as arrows whistle all around them.

The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says: "Well, Tonto, it looks like this is it. We've had a good run together. We've had some highs and lows. We've had some terriffic adventures. But this looks like one adventure we won't be getting out of. I think this is the end of the road for us"

And Tonto looks back at the Lone Ranger and says: " 'Us', paleface?"

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Reply By: Bushtracker - Thursday, Nov 24, 2005 at 23:31

Thursday, Nov 24, 2005 at 23:31
The last line of that one actually goes in Western Lingo: "What you mean "Us" Paleface?

Actually I like the Lone Ranger theme.... Being crazy enough to have invented this mode of travel combined with taking my horses with me.... And while you laugh, you cannot imagine how cool it really is when you travel with horses... Every station, every Show Ground, Rodeo Ground, everything in the Outback is wide open to you. I am Company, entertainment, and help mobbing up the cattle, welcome everywhere...!

But originally I think I was thinking of the Texas Rangers... Wish I was, but....
The Statue dedication to the Rangers in Austin, Texas, says on the inscription:
"One Riot, One Ranger"

Well, I missed the boat by about 150 years, but
"One BOG, One Ranger"..... Ha!
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Follow Up By: Bushtracker - Thursday, Nov 24, 2005 at 23:38

Thursday, Nov 24, 2005 at 23:38
Sorry, forgot the proper accent, actually goes:
"Wat choo mean "Us" Paleface?" Ha! Ha! LOL....

And we get to travel in style here on the "Last Frontier" with Bushtracker!!!
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Reply By: Snides - Friday, Nov 25, 2005 at 00:36

Friday, Nov 25, 2005 at 00:36
Back in the late 60's early 70's I think it was, there was a radio show called "The Stoned Ranger & Toronto".
Funniest thing I have ever heard.
We did try to record some of the episodes on cassett tape but long since lost.
That phrase was used in one of the episodes.

I did search the web a one point but no reference could be found. Shame really.

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Reply By: Turist - Friday, Nov 25, 2005 at 03:21

Friday, Nov 25, 2005 at 03:21
I christened my bank manager the "Loan Arranger"
"Do It While You Can"
Nobody is getting any younger.

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