For the ladies only - a gem

Submitted: Tuesday, Apr 24, 2007 at 04:32
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Hi you Bushtracker Wimin
Received this email message this morning and laugh everytime I reread.
Enjoy
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day


BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Tim Tam

AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the Tim Tams from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole Woolworth's cheesecake (eaten directly from the
freezer)

REMEMBER :
"stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts"

Send this to four women and you will lose two kilograms

Send this to all
the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10 kgs

IF you delete this message you will gain 10 kgs

Here's some advice for you:
Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Cardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Tim Toms , tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

*Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece


And I think the disclaimer below is in the same "spirit"
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This email, and any attachments, may be confidential and also privileged. If you are not the intended recipient, please notify the sender and delete all copies of this transmission along with any attachments immediately. You should not copy or use it for any purpose, nor disclose its contents to any other person.

Too bad - I just did
JW
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Reply By: Deleted User - Thursday, Apr 26, 2007 at 20:55

Thursday, Apr 26, 2007 at 20:55
do u find it necessary to demean women,
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Follow Up By: Turist - Thursday, Apr 26, 2007 at 22:22

Thursday, Apr 26, 2007 at 22:22
I love de mean women.

Ha

Bob
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Nobody is getting any younger.

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Reply By: CD & JW - Thursday, Apr 26, 2007 at 21:55

Thursday, Apr 26, 2007 at 21:55
I like being old. It has set me free. I like the person I have become. I am not going to live forever, but while I am still here, I will not waste time lamenting what could have been, or worrying about what will be. And I shall eat dessert every single day. (If I feel like it)

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